Thursday, June 6, 2013

Classy MuhFuh Crackers Yo! (sorta-kinda) NSFW - puppet style . . . (but probably not)

You know sometimes the things that catch your eye are completely unexpected.

Seriously.  There are whales and clockwork creatures and hobbits and dragons and boxes of bones &tc. &tc. in the Zoot Studio space and what does my gaze land upon . . . ?

The classiest box of crackers I have ever seen!

Are they stale?  Maybe.  Are they old?  Perhaps.  But you look here.


Wouldn't you like to entertain with these?  Yeah you would.  Admit it!

I don't have much else to say today.  Good run of MND.

And now I'll spend some time with my folks.  Hopefully my Pop is over is summer ickies.  I surely do not want any of that!

Oh and I was able to help out a couple of friends.  The pay-it-forward-game makes me feel good.

And it nets me thank you pix like this!


Don't be jealous.

Thank you to All of You who have made it possible for me to do so!

: )

Best,

M
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Days in Ohio:         25
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Today is sponsored by THE Joe Moran

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Ever the Critic . . .

Hey y'all -

Woke up having slept very hard after exerting myself.  I didn't manage to find an alternate bike route to ride to rehearsal today, though I will make that my mission tomorrow.

Instead I enlisted the help of young Cameron Blankenship and we drove all over Fairborn as I tried to put together the pieces for my Zombie Walk costume.  Turns out someone already exhibited my idea last year, but I'm going for it anyway.  I've got my own sauce.

We visited several thrift type and discount type stores as well as a Party City and the inimitable Foy's headquarters.  Love that place.  Have since I was wee.

We found this guy in the St. Francis shop.


Maybe we can use him in Faustus, eh?

Thinking about having a Blood Party maybe Thursday to get ready for the high-jinks on Friday, but we'll see.

Tonight we pulled apart Midsummer and I was so happy to have it happen as I felt runs were just cementing choices instead of improving them.  The proof will be in the pudding tomorrow when we run it again.  The puppets (at this point, nothing to do with me) are really shaping up.

I look forward to the opening of this show as I think it will be wonderfully unique.  Perhaps the only Folio Method (mostly) Puppet Troupe Shakespeare ever!  I'll go ahead and believe that anyway.  'Cause we are that cool.

Go us.

When I got home I watched Dahmer.  All I have to say about that is, "A movie about Jeffrey Dahmer with no cannibalism!?!?"  Kind of a let-down if you ask me.  Sort of like The Iron Lady focusing all on Thatcher's regrettable condition and not saying a word about her deplorable policies.  The movies have no teeth.  

As, unfortunately, was John Dies at the End.  Great potential.  Poor execution.  Weak ending.  C+

Maybe I am hard to please . . .

Hopefully audiences will be more forgiving about my performance in Midsummer this June.

; )

Best,

M
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Days in Ohio:         24
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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

What will the market bear?

I had a little trouble sleeping last night as my mind latched onto an old argument I've been having with myself since I attended Wright State in the early 90s.  Perhaps it has leapt to mind because of my proximity to my alma mater or maybe it's just time to beat this dead horse again.

The assertion is simple.  Ticket prices for theatre events are simply too high.
If we accept that live theatre is a dying art and that the only way to keep it alive is to cultivate new, or at the very least, infrequently attending audience members, then we must see how those potential audience members are spending their entertainment dollars.

The most obvious answer is at the movie theatre.

My view is simple.  If an audience member must spend siginificantly more to attend the theatre, already an alien idea and experience, then they will have little to no impetus to attend a theatrical event rather than a comfortable and familiar cinema event.

The solution to me seems to be to see what the market will bear in any given area and try to find a way to match that number.

Doing a little quick web research I was able to come up with the US numbers from 2011.  That was the most recent set of stats I could find and I was surprised that the average ticket price across the country was only $7.93.  That's insanely low.

Of course I would submit that in most of the places I have lived, Chicago, L.A., the numbers are much higher, generally in the $12 - $17 range.  I can also say I've paid anywhere from $6 - $20-ish dollars for a movie ticket in the last year.

And I'm just talking about tickets, not the money-making overly priced concessions available at both of these kinds of events.  I'm also not interested in special promotions like the upcoming Zoot series where you can also get a boxed lunch or a bottle of wine for an upsell in addition to he ticket.  I'm only interested in discussing the base ticket price (which in that case I still find steep for your average man on the street).

Now I have to state that I completely understand that their are more pressures on live theatre venues than on movie houses to make more money per person unless they have a major underwriter or underwriters and/or a solid, consistent subscription base, but my feeling has always been, particularly with small theatres, that it would be much more valuable to have butts in seats and fill the house every night at $5 a ticket, than to have a nearly empty or even half full house of people paying full ticket price.

Word of mouth is the name of the game.

Looking over the past year I would guess the ticket prices for theatrical events I have attended (whether comped or not) have ranged from free to all to upwards of $80.  And I don't think we as artists can expect to bring in anyone new, that is not accustomed nor willing to pay those prices, without finding a closer tie-in to what John Q Public pays to go out to the movies at least twice a month (which I am supposing is a fairly conservative average for most Americans).

In fact, if the average amount spent for the year was $628 and we divide it by 52, we still end up with $12 a week, well over the national average.  Though to be fair this can also include concerts, theatre and other entrance fees as well, so I'll stand by my twice a month projection.

I'm not entirely certain what my point is as number-crunching is not my strong point, but this was on my mind, so I had to bring it up.

As for the rest of my day, well, I did some errands with dad and rode 13 miles on the Spirit to rehearsal.  I left 3 hours early (though I arrived in a little less than two) and encountered a few wrong turns and detours, and though I have a sore taintal area, my whole body is feeling the ride.  Even so, I understand from the cycling enthusiasts that if I keep that up I will acclimate to it in a couple of weeks.

Because of one particularly dangerous section of riding, I'm going to re-evaluate the route and see what the alternatives are before doing the whole route again.  There are a few half options, but hey I did it.  And that feels good.

I'll be back on the Spirit sooner rather than later I should think.

That's the plan anyway.

Oh and for you sticklers, rehearsal consisted of another run of Midsummer and a read of Faustus for Zoot Artistic Director, Tristan Cupp.  Then McKnight took me back to Stillborn and we had a little visit with my folks.  Shortly thereafter, I collapsed of exhaustion . . .

Best,

M
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Days in Ohio:         23
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Today is sponsored by Schezaad Ausman

Monday, June 3, 2013

Cool Socks

I have the coolest socks ever!  I mean, like ever-ever.

See.


They helped me get it together to go with my brother down to Cincy this morning at ass-early.  I guess it wasn't that early, but I did have to set an alarm.  Ick.

We did some errands and had some bro time.  It was good.  Looking forward to more of that in the coming weeks.

He got me to the Zoot Studio where we ran through Midsummer with puppets.  Like for real.  Sure some of them had missing limbs and such, but the feel and pace of the piece has changed.  The show we were ready to tech as humans is now ready for some serious re-imagination and polishing. It's an exciting time.

And I sucked on lines.  And I must improve.  I had no excuse being the only cast member to not have a puppet in hand.  I've had my asshead for weeks.  Bad Matt.  No monkey.  Or whatevs.  We'll be better tonight.  Pinky swear!

I was then invited to help with a reading for young Master Steele with McKnight, Kelsey, DB and Cam.  It was a fun exercise and a nice way to round out the day.

Then I tried to decipher a map . . . but then I gave up, until I couldn't stop thinking about it and did a bunch more research.  A grand experiment starts today.  Wish me lucks. And buy me salves . . .

Ooo. Ooo.  I also had a great idea for my Zombie Walk get up on June, 7th.  Moo-ha-ha!

Laters.

Best,

M
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Funding:                105.8%
Days in Ohio:         22
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Today is sponsored by Erin Joy Swank and Chris Ritter

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Summertime [fill in the blank]

And a pleasant Sunday to you!

I took Saturday nice and easy.

I slept in a bit, fed the cat and watched Hangover 3 with my brother and his fiance.  B+  Too much of what the people want i.e. too much Alan and Chow, but still better than the second one.  Though it ticked me off that they put the tag in the middle of the credits.  Save it for the end.  You don't trust people even to do that?

Come on.

Then I got some batteries for my bike light and played old folks at home with my parents to watch Flight, which is a very heavy film in case you haven't seen it.  The best movie I caught yesterday was a casual re-watching of The Untouchables, though the purple score did make me want to strangle Ennio Morricone.  Music was so damn prescriptive in the 80s.

And FWIW (damn you dollar store!) Buffalo Blue Cheese Combos are not nearly as delicious as I might've hoped.  *sigh*


Don't let the wrapper fool ya!

I hope your Saturday was equally relaxing.

: )

Best,

M
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Funding:                105.8%
Days in Ohio:         21
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Today is sponsored by Erin Joy Swank

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Spirit

Happy June!

Yesterday was another productive but relaxing day.

I finally got my bike back from the shop.  1977.  Schwinn Spirit.

Whaddyathink?



Smooph, huh?

I wouldn't have thought I would have gone yellow again, but my Savage was Yellow and now the bike.  People will see me comin'!

I rode to Kroger after Kelsey was kind enough to drive me to pick it up from the Village Cyclery and boy oh boy am I out of shape!  We'll see if my grand design for the summer is going to pay off or not, but it's nice to have some wheels!  Helps a lot psychologically.

After I did a bit of shopping I got caught in some big rain on the way back and got soaked to the bone.
Then I finished and began a bunch of stuff unrelated to the Sojourn and chilled a bit.

It was nice.

I was then invited to got the Neon to watch Renoir.   It was slow and very, very French, but the old man was pretty phenomenal and some of the images were truly arresting.  Still maybe not the best choice for a Friday night.

The energy picked up though when Kelsey, Anita, a new fellow I had just met named Blaine and I dropped by Mr. McKnight's apartment, which I have lately dubbed "Downton Crabby."  We watched a bunch of videos of people falling down and then Brian played a few songs and Anita played a couple of songs on the ukulele.



I'm thinking we need to find a spot in Miami Valley to put on a folky show with the two of them around August 10th.  If anyone has any suggestions, please let me know.  I'd love to set that up before I go.  : )

It's nice to have a quite night in with friends and that was just the rainy night I needed.

Thanks everybody!  Here's to you!


I think.

Heh.

Best,

M
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Funding:                105.8%
Days in Ohio:         20
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Today is sponsored by Lindi Rubin, Asiya Jones, Ray Mola and Malina Moore

Friday, May 31, 2013

Better Living Through Science

Good Day Good Citizens!

And I don't mean the band!  Great folks though they are!  I mean you!  Yes you!

I did a lot of automating today. And I don't mean Dan style.  I mean the labor saving way!

I'll admit to staying in today and enjoying the cooled air before heading to the armpit I knew would be broiling in the Zoot Studio. And I don't mean the sexy kind.  I mean the sweaty kind.

Both Michael Sticka, Executive Producer of Zoot Theatre and Michael Lippert, Director of Elementary Programs at Muse Machine and great Dayton actor, were kind enough to sit through the swelter and watch a run.  It was nice to have some other heads in the room.  And hopefully we'll get some more fans or something so we can work faster than sunstroked slugs.  That may be wishful thinking, but we'll see . . .

Following the run, Brian gave notes outside, which had to be 15 degrees cooler and then we got a little summertime tailgating in, including almost hitting a Dayton Police cruiser with a frisbee, while the adults (Brian, Tristan Cupp, Artistic Director of Zoot Theatre, and Victoria Sutton, our SM) talked about how best to spend the rest of the rehearsal.

See how much fun we're having!

                                                                Darren opened his truck to play some "music" by  
                                                                some thing called a Taylor Swift. Ick.  Sometimes 
                                                                        I feel really old. This is one of those times.
                                                                                    Anita and Kelsey look on. 
                                                                        Cameron actually caught this one. 

After our little bit of summer fun, Tristan demonstrated the Zoot style of puppeteering to the cast.  I don't have a puppet in this show, so I interacted where appropriate, but mostly stayed outside in the cool until I was needed (and between you and me had a long phone confab with the SERF! Shhhhh).

                                                           Tristan coaches the lovers as they try out their puppets 
                                                                                            for the first time.

Afterwards, Brian, Mathys, Tristan and I caught a bite at the Dublin Pub and shot the shit.  I had a delicious Grilled Chicken & Portabella Salad.  Try it if you're in the mood.  It'll do ya right.

Looking forward to some downtime this weekend.  How about you?

Best,

M
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Funding:                105.8%
Days in Ohio:         18
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Today is sponsored by Malina Moore